“Hard” Banana

I am going through a detox from processed sugar right now. I do this occasionally because I am a Sadist and a Masochist. Sugar wants me! It truly does. When I tell it “NO” it’s the most ornery sub. While the sadist in me loves the control I get from saying no to sugar, the masochist in me suffers from the desire thus creating all kinds of creative ways to alleviate that hunger. I came up with this amazing cunt-cock-tion last night before bed.  They say when we crave sugar we are often craving love, or the pleasure from love. 

It’s the end of the summer and if your anything like me, well, On a hot summer night I want nothing more than a bit of cock. Especially before bedtime! I love my boi lovers hard cock and miss it on the nights when I sleep at home. Also, well I run hot, and doesn't  want to cool off with a nice frozen treat? A bit of iceplay can be fun and refreshing. 

I was craving sugar like a crack head on Harlem street so while I surveyed every nook and cranny of the kitchen and refrained from getting on my hands and knees thinking that one tiny pebble might just be a grain of white sugar, a sad lonely bruised and soft banana made a feeble wine in my direction..

I thought, ok frozen banana.. but what to use for chocolate? There were some raw cacao nibs that I had partially ground but gave up half way through my a.d.d moment a month ago.. I thought “ ok I will cover this banana with that cacao powder and freeze it” .. I poured out the nibs of cacao trying to get to the ground up part because I did not want to finish grinding it since it was boring to do that a month ago it was probably boring to do that right now.. The ground up part was stuck at the bottom of the jar so I figured what the hell as I gathered up my frustrated addicted self and determined that I would stick the sharp nibs into the poor dying banana. I did so thinking “Its all your fault I am so frustrated” I stuck it in the freezer and went to watch some stupid vampire werewolf thing to get my mind off it all. 

For this recipe all you need are two things

1 banana

Raw Cacao nibs

I know you're like "Why go this route when I could just have a regular chocolate covered banana?"
This is gourmet and easier. The taste contrast from the bitter to sweet and the texture contrast between hard, crunchy and then melty. Its less dull and more exciting. The way we want our sex! 

 What I got was a lovely “hard” spiky frozen treat. Felt amazing in my mouth and the cacao nibs were the perfect crunch! They tasted like a chocolate liquor.

I found if I separated the banana into three sections it stayed harder longer and well I do like mine hard for as long as possible!

What amazing sensations of cold, crunchy, hard, spiky and then soft melty. MMM! 

 I thought of all how beautiful it is that the banana is phallic in shape! Its even curved for that perfect p spot or g spot stimulation. I remembered fondly all the times that I noticed hungry looks from others as they watched me eating a banana. Sometimes I can just feel the eyes and senses of others perk up when I lift a banana to my mouth. They want to see what it will look like going into my mouth. When its in my mouth I wonder, "What if my cunt could taste the way my tongue can and what if my mouth could feel the penetration the way my cunt can?" I feel grateful that my cunt is more closed lipped than my mouth in these moments because it gives a variety of possibilities.