Brinner in Bed

Brinner a termed coined from the experience of Breakfast for Dinner by this fellow vegan blogger! Ingenious!!
This recipe brings me to a rainy day in the future. The kind of day where we wake up late after a hot and sexy night of dancing, having great sex and finally falling asleep as the sun peeks and the drizzle of an early winter late fall day begins. The kind of day where when you do finally wake up you end up having sex again till it turns into late afternoon and you had to have lunch because you woke up too late for brunch so the only thing left to do at night is have brinner...Brinner in Bed.. after a long day of sex.. (its been forever since I could spend a whole entire day in bed with no responsibility and without being sick but i do believe that days like this are good for our health!)  I love this .. when I was not vegan I loved having breakfast for dinner and I do not see why I shouldn't still enjoy it. I love her idea of having alternative breakfast bacon/sausage etc and this recipe for quinoa potato pancakes sound "To Die For" ... Might even be a good October day and night  off kind of meal.....
So Here is the recipe from a blogger called seitanic vegan heathen

Brinner in Bed Quinoa Sweet potato pancakes

http://seitanicveganheathen.blogspot.com/2011/04/quinoa-and-sweet-potato-pancakes.html

I can't wait to try it! 

“Cream” of Cauliflower soup

Who doesn’t love a bit of cream?    MMMM I just love how creamy cum can be sometimes, like when one has already gotten to cum so many times that this last one that has been pushed or pulled out of them is just the thick creamy remnants of being very well worked… CREAM  is the most indulgent of all edibles. I love the way my flower can ejaculate. The first time its usually clear kind of like how the beginning phases of the this soup is but if I have been well worked at the end or during a certain phase in the month I might just get to make my own cream.

Either way this savory, rich and nourishing treat can be created any time of the day, month or season. It makes the perfect gravy for “biscuits” ;)  

All you need is  

A Head of cauliflower

Half a teaspoon of sea salt

A teaspoon of onion powder

A dash of garlic powder (optional)

A teaspoon of coconut sugar, (substitute whatever sweetener you like but I found coconut sugar works best)
Two table spoons of the oil of your choice
A capful of almond extract

A “Fist” full of Blanched slivered almonds

Fill a big pot with water add chopped cauliflower let it boil till soft

Add seasonings

Let it boil down till there is little to no liquid left

Blend all or part of it in the bullet (I use a bullet  because its small quick easy and convenient just how I like it sometimes. You can use a blender if you wish)

……..

If you want to get extra fancy add of a bit of fried sage to the top as a garnish.. its flaky savory and a special treat but a bit tricky to make.. you have to heat the oil very hot and only drop the sage in for 3 – 4 seconds.. the last time I tried this I was at my lover’s house and it set off the smoke alarm which in turn set off the house alarm which then alerted the fire department to come and all the neighbors to stare at me as I tried to keep the attack dogs from murdering the fireman at the door and tried to assure him I truly was not an intruder… Grateful I was not naked because that would have just been one more thing to add to the catastrophe that was the garnish…

Somethings are better left simple. So garnish or no garnish, Its up to you.

“Hard” Banana

I am going through a detox from processed sugar right now. I do this occasionally because I am a Sadist and a Masochist. Sugar wants me! It truly does. When I tell it “NO” it’s the most ornery sub. While the sadist in me loves the control I get from saying no to sugar, the masochist in me suffers from the desire thus creating all kinds of creative ways to alleviate that hunger. I came up with this amazing cunt-cock-tion last night before bed.  They say when we crave sugar we are often craving love, or the pleasure from love. 

It’s the end of the summer and if your anything like me, well, On a hot summer night I want nothing more than a bit of cock. Especially before bedtime! I love my boi lovers hard cock and miss it on the nights when I sleep at home. Also, well I run hot, and doesn't  want to cool off with a nice frozen treat? A bit of iceplay can be fun and refreshing. 

I was craving sugar like a crack head on Harlem street so while I surveyed every nook and cranny of the kitchen and refrained from getting on my hands and knees thinking that one tiny pebble might just be a grain of white sugar, a sad lonely bruised and soft banana made a feeble wine in my direction..

I thought, ok frozen banana.. but what to use for chocolate? There were some raw cacao nibs that I had partially ground but gave up half way through my a.d.d moment a month ago.. I thought “ ok I will cover this banana with that cacao powder and freeze it” .. I poured out the nibs of cacao trying to get to the ground up part because I did not want to finish grinding it since it was boring to do that a month ago it was probably boring to do that right now.. The ground up part was stuck at the bottom of the jar so I figured what the hell as I gathered up my frustrated addicted self and determined that I would stick the sharp nibs into the poor dying banana. I did so thinking “Its all your fault I am so frustrated” I stuck it in the freezer and went to watch some stupid vampire werewolf thing to get my mind off it all. 

For this recipe all you need are two things

1 banana

Raw Cacao nibs

I know you're like "Why go this route when I could just have a regular chocolate covered banana?"
This is gourmet and easier. The taste contrast from the bitter to sweet and the texture contrast between hard, crunchy and then melty. Its less dull and more exciting. The way we want our sex! 

 What I got was a lovely “hard” spiky frozen treat. Felt amazing in my mouth and the cacao nibs were the perfect crunch! They tasted like a chocolate liquor.

I found if I separated the banana into three sections it stayed harder longer and well I do like mine hard for as long as possible!

What amazing sensations of cold, crunchy, hard, spiky and then soft melty. MMM! 

 I thought of all how beautiful it is that the banana is phallic in shape! Its even curved for that perfect p spot or g spot stimulation. I remembered fondly all the times that I noticed hungry looks from others as they watched me eating a banana. Sometimes I can just feel the eyes and senses of others perk up when I lift a banana to my mouth. They want to see what it will look like going into my mouth. When its in my mouth I wonder, "What if my cunt could taste the way my tongue can and what if my mouth could feel the penetration the way my cunt can?" I feel grateful that my cunt is more closed lipped than my mouth in these moments because it gives a variety of possibilities.